a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

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Woah girl, your grammatical correctness is making me stiff in the area where I put my pants.

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How the world sees America.

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Go Fuck Yourselves - Charlie Kelly 

play this at my fucking funeral

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me n my plant gf

  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

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sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

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Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.

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There is a very cute lady sitting in front of me in chemistry, and she is scrolling through her dash. I couldn’t help but notice that it looks a lot like mine. Our intermolecular forces are strong.

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  • cis person: why do you have to label everything :( why can't we just all be people :( why do you have to make divides between us :(
  • cis person: also seriously tho are you a Boy or a Girl

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don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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