You think your job sucks?

Just think, someone got up today and assembled dildos with a straight face.

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emilyxlc:

heinekenrana:

jungooo:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

That second to last one made me tear up..

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. (Hemingway)

;.;

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  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

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vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

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whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

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bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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  • mom: *gets into car*
  • me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

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