This was undoubtedly the best one.
someone: hey how are u feelin ?
me: oh, im not
why he do dat
thanos looks like shiny wailmer you just don’t want to admit it
Wailmer doesn’t deserve this shade
what did you say
the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af
They lived with a sentient disembodied hand
that’s just how goths are sometimes
Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried
you: big brother
me, an intellectual: enormous sibling
fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:
yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
I cannot believe I get to see this video again
venom: *does that thing with his tongue*
Church is free.
I can’t afford it.
hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry
i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings
hey op where did you see the buildings
where are the buildings op
hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses
too late i’ve decided for you that you do
here they are
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dying.
Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.